March 2012
The 7th GIF is how you pimp walk.
brb-scarf-sale:
halotharfroggies:
corneal-abuse:
yonkobe:
streudelkitty:
ACCURATE.
Wha…?
oh
I have feelings about this blog
brb-scarf-sale:
queen-of-hearts92:
thevinckanator:
gaprawhitewoods:
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
omfg
Oh
DUDE!
YES?
-fetal position crying- He……he just wouldn’t disappear…….
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
octoshrimp:
kermitthefrrog:
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
Reblog if you're in fucking LOVE with your own...
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
gamzeebro:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
haha whut
February 2012
paula-elaine:
blackveilbrid3s:
When you think hot guys you imagine…
When i think hot guys i imagine…
i had to reblog
To both
reinventloveandsavethecalendars:
fuckyeahgamdave:
fiyhi:
liz-liz:
sUp dAvE.
i wAs aLl uP aNd pOnDeRiNg iN mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNkpAn aBoUt sOmE wIcKeD kIcKiNg iDeAs.
wE sHoUlD gEt oUr hAnG oN, DaVe.
i lIkE yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg hOoD, DaVe.
i wAnT tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg kIcK yOu iN tHe bUlGe, DaVe.
dAvE.
We sHoUlD PrObAbLy mAkE OuT, dAvE
;o)
nope, don’t ship it, but the look on...
When I'm famous...
Those girls/boys that wouldn’t date me
Those people who picked on me
My parents
My best friend
Me
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
funniest10k:
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
striderkind:
iamthemageofhope:
hey
human
I like your scarf
it reminds me of someone
omg
solluxsdoubledicks:
funimationentertainment:
thetimetier:
i’m putting money on sassy summoner becoming canon
yes
Ye
I love that gif so much